1-1: The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate

Phoe: be murky

• murky 这里指Ross的郁闷心情

Ross: why does everybody keep fixating on that?

• fixate on: 把注意力都放在....

Mon: so that hysterical phone call

• hysterical: 歇斯底里的

Rach: gorgeous Lamauge gravy boat

• gravy boat 是一种容器

Monica: I guess we've established who's staying here with Monica

• establish 指确认下来

Chan: Ooh, this is Dear Diary moment

• dear diary moment 指值得写进日记里的时刻

Phoe: is like a giant pigeon... crapping on my heart

• crap 这里指排便，通常指废物

Ross: I'm supposed to attache a brackety thing to the side things, using a bunch of these little worm guys.

• bracket (支架) 的形容词

Paul: Ooh, steer clear of you!

• "steer clear of something/sb" 指远离某人或某物。这里Paul开玩笑，意思是你够狠，以后还是不要惹你的好。

Paul: all my birthdays, both graduations, plus the barn raising scene in Witness.

• barn raising 指农场聚会。Witness 是一个电影，可能里面有很隆重，热闹的barn raising的场景
  

Rach: is this really necessary? I mean, I can stop charg-ing anytime I want.

• charge 这里是指用信用卡消费

Chan: I'm in Las Vegas... I'm Liza Minelli-

• 没懂