1-3: The One with the Thumb

Pheo: I'm going through my mail, and I open up their monthly, you know, STATEMENT.

• go through 这里指仔细的检查，翻阅；更多时候go through 是经历的意思

Chan: Oh, Satan's minions at work again...

• minion: 仆人，手下

Phoe: And even if I was happy, okay, and, and skipping- 'Not-not-mine, not-not-mine, not-not-mine, not-not-mine'...

• skip 跳跃着走

ALL: Ohhh! Put it out!

• put out: 熄灭，可以说 put out a fire

MONICA: I mean, why should I let them meet him? I mean, I bring a guy home, and within five minutes they're all over him. I mean, they're like- coyotes, picking off the weak members of the herd.

• coyotes: 小狼；herd 指一群动物，尤指牧群。英语中有些特指的“群”的词，比如pack特指狼群， a pack of wolves。

PAULA: Well, you do realize the odds of that happening are a little slimmer if they never get to meet the guy..

• the odds of .... are litter slimmer 某事的可能性会小

Joey: You can come in, but your filter-tipped little buddy has to stay outside!

• filter-tipped 指带有过滤嘴的；filter-tip 是名词，指带有过滤嘴的香烟

Monica: Okay, let's let the Alan-bashing begin. Who's gonna take the first shot, hmm?

• Alan-bashing: 指开始批评Alan，挑Allan的毛病

PHOEBE: From the nursery rhyme. 'There was a crooked man, Who had a crooked smile, Who lived in a shoe, For a... while...'

• nursery: 托儿所; nursery rhyme 连起来指童谣；crooked man: 驼背的人

ROSS: Yeah, it's his, uh, innate Alan-ness that-that-that we adore.

• innate: 天生的; adore: 极其喜爱

PHOEBE: I know! I know, I opened it up and there it was, just floating in there, like this tiny little hitch-hiker!

• hitch-hiker: 路边举着大拇指搭车的人

RACHEL: Ohh-ho-hooohhh. The hair comes out, and the gloves come on.

• 很特殊的说法，这里指Phoe不嚼头发了，却开始攻击Rach。gloves指拳击手套。直接翻译就是“头发从Phoe的嘴里出来，拳击手套却戴上去了”。

CHANDLER: Hey, y'know, I have had it with you guys and your cancer and your emphysema and your heart disease....

• emphysema: 肺气肿

ROSS: Yeah. He could row like a viking.

• row 指划船；viking: 早期北欧海盗；这里Ross大概是说Allan划船很牛